Big Ass Brick Lump of Coal
A Not-So-Subtle Hint That He’d Better Come Clean
When a fellow on your gift list has been more naughty than nice, we’ve got just the thing to stuff in his stocking: Duke Cannon’s Big Ass Lump of Coal. No, it’s not actually a hunk of fossil fuel. Instead, it’s a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scents of bergamot and black pepper. It's the best way to get him to clean up his act after mischief and shenanigans.
Features
- A whopping-big 10 oz. hunk of premium soap to make him glad he’s been naughty
- Activated charcoal for deep cleaning
- Bergamot and black pepper scents for a masculine smell
- Part of proceeds go to support veterans' causes
- Made with pride in Memphis, Tennessee